Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Via la Plata Blog - Days 5 & 6

Following one of the Pilgrimage routes to Santiago de Compostela
Almaden de la Plata to El Real de la Jarra 21k
El Real de la Jarra to Monasterio 23k

























Made a plan the night before between Astrid, James, Megan and myself to walk to El Real de la Jarra and see what the weather held for us at lunchtime before walking another 23k to Monasterio, if it rained we would all stay put in El Real. I rocked up after walking through some wonderful scenery, past cactus filled hillsides, pig & goat farms, through wooded river valleys, flower filled meadows, orchards full of Olive trees and lonely looking smallholdings.

The Albergue on the edge of town looked packed and the Dutch Pilgrims (not german as I had thought previously) and others were all happy to stay there, so I continued walking, noticing the Castle on the hill outside the Pueblo. It made the whole place look incredibly picturesque, shame I haven't got any photos of it, tired feet lead often to tired camera work.













Spotted Astrid and Megan making trips to shops and decided to try the market (small supermarket) to get fuel for my Swedish Army stove. It uses Methylated Spirit that you or I might use to clean paintbrushes after doing some decorating, its Spanish name is Alcohol de Quemar (Fire Water, Burning Alcohol) and it's very cheap at just 75 cents per 75ml which was perfect because I had a small bomb proof bottle for keeping it secure before my whole pack became flammable. Didn't want to crowd Astrid but she didn't seem keen to stop and talk anyway so I wandered into a tiny bar down the street and had a small beer plus the free tapas, it was the kind of bar the locals drink in, fairly grubby but loads of character, nut and seed shells and cigarette butts on the obviously well trod stone tiled floor. The weather didn't look good, I was joined by Megan, so we waited it out and it started raining soon after, I can only assume that James and Astrid got rather wet on their walk to Monasterio, which was rather ironic to my mind because I'd tried to insist that morning that Astrid should have my raincoat as she had no proper protection from the elements. Stubborn streak in full operation, she handed it back to me even after I said I'd throw it away if she didn't take it ;-)

Found a bigger bar that served proper food and had my usual Cola Cao (a high energy chocolate drink that originated in Spain and contains Cola nut extract, 8 Vitamins, Calcium, Phosphor and Iron, it's my favourite beverage on the Camino as I don't drink tea or coffee, plus it's good for me too aswell as tasty, so pretty much a no-brainer. I had a note in the limited information I was carrying that there was a private house with accomodation on Calle Real (Real Street). Finding the house of Concha at Number 70 and getting a quick look around the prospective room, Megan and I were very pleased with the price which was only two more euros than the fully booked Hostel, a much nicer bathroom than you usually get, an admittedly nasty looking half empty swimming pool, a well in the garden, washing and airing facilities and best of all single beds with proper bed linen, FLANNELETTE SHEETS!












I took a walk up to the Castle and the view was gorgeous after the most recent sharp shower had passed, catching up with Jacques and Pierre. I had been recommended by Concha to try the Meson Restaurant and within moments of setting off for dinner we collected other Pilgrims in our search for somewhere to have a drink while waiting for it to open after eight o'clock. Evening meals ought to be earlier for Pilgrims because we almost always get to bed by ten, on The Camino Frances in the North of Spain there are far more facilities geared up for the yearly influx of hundreds of thousands of Peregrinos, this route is much quieter, with far fewer places to stop during the day, far fewer hostels and it was becoming clear that my money was only going to last so long given the higher price of Tourist Hostels unless I started camping every night. That was never part of my plan because I wanted company in the evenings, not to do the whole walk alone or miss out on the communal atmosphere of the Albergues, despite the fact that I was carrying a stove, hammock and tarpaulin for exactly that need. I received a text from Astrid about staying in a Hostales (small higher priced Hostel) in Monasterio, replying that I wasn't going to make it there. I didn't want to walk too far too soon and forty odd kilometres this early in my trip just wasn't an option given the fairly poor state of the bottoms of both feet and the late hour. Deja Vu from my last trip...

Had dinner with Megan and Bob & Morag. who were also staying at Concha's. Two British expats they'd moved to the Murcia region of Spain and were walking together on the Camino. Bob had stories coming out of his ears which is great when all you want to do is eat , drink and listen to someone else talk. Bob's ears pricked up when I mentioned that I'm a gardener, because they have a 5000 square metre space just waiting to become a garden filled with fruit trees and especially raspberries as he's been unable to find anyone who can grow them there. I thought how wonderful it would be to spend a few weeks with some friends on a working holiday this autumn but stayed away from offering them my contact details, preferring to keep my own council until a later date, I was sure to be seeing them again at some point when I could take Bob aside and offer my services, it wasn't the time or place to be a jobbing landscaper. After a rather nice meal which I ordered as usual without actually knowing precisely what I would get, they have a peculiar way of serving the food in that you sometimes receive your main course while still working your way through the starter and your desert while still munching your main and often there are very few vegetables and almost no potato just meat. The wine in Spain is always great though so I filled up on that and we all retired to Conchas.






Statue of an Iberian Lynx in Real de la Jarra







Day 6 - April 14th 2010

The flannelette sheets were so comfortable but all beds in Spain are made up with a sheet, bedspread and blanket and with the sheets I was a little too hot and without a little too cold oh well, beggars can't be choosers. It was still the best nights sleep yet, even though I had told Megan to loudly say "Jon you're snoring" if I woke her up at all, which she duly did and unable to drop off again but extremely grateful for my first several hours uninterrupted slumber, I retrieved my slightly damp washing from the line outside. It hadn't dried due to the overnight rain and so I attached it to my Backpack and prepared for the days walk. Trying to get ready without disturbing anyone else, given the fact that we were staying in someone's family home, I wrote in the visitors book (which is a good habit to get into when you're thankful for someone's hospitality).

It was nice and cool and still not yet fully daylight when I made my way through the streets looking for the Yellow Arrows and finding several picturesque views of ruined castles, strangely pyramidal hills, flooded parts of the path, fields full of livestock and oh Jacques and Pierre, can't help falling over them these days, they are so much fun and give me a chance to talk another language, one which I haven't spoken as much since I left school 20 years ago. I surprised myself although it was becoming increasingly more difficult to slip into English when my French failed as I was fully immersed in the Spanish culture by now. You start to think in Spanish, feel partly Spanish, my accent is pretty good so often times I will start a conversation and then end up nodding a lot and picking up on the odd word that I understand, hand gestures and the tone in order to get the gist of what the locals are saying. Megan and I were walking together at times and we both saw a large animal run across a field, it wasn't a dog, a deer and certainly not a livestock breed, I am convinced it was a Lynx but it was just too far away to be sure. Stopping at a shop selling Iberian produce I bought a bottle of water and paid an extortionately high price for some cured Ham but god it was good. Packed that away for my lunchtime sandwich later on. The route now followed a main road and there were no yellow arrows anywhere, just the small amount of notes I had with me to go on, Megan had caught me up again so we traced the route together and soon happened upon the only notable site to see on the route a Ermitage. Slightly disappointed at finding it in its location on an island between two main roads, deserted and derelict it was full of roadworkers rubbish and frankly tiny but how much room does a Hermit need? The path then took us through Eucalyptus woods and I found my new favourite walking stick, my bamboo had shattered and so I'd given up on them, unable to find replacements. The Dutch pilgrims were ahead now having passed us and Megan and I separated again after a quick bite to eat which helpfully lightens your pack for the rest of the day. There is often a quandary that gives you much food for thought on this type of walk. You don't want to feel as though your imposing on other people, who in reality you've only just met, even if you'd love some company that day and at the same time they are thinking the same thing. You miss your friends when they're not with you and wish you were alone sometimes when they are. Go figure...

Strolling into Monasterio with the two gentlemen from Quebec and having a laugh really made the last few k's fly by, another reason to have some company at times. We all made a bee-line for the Hotel Moya, they booked rooms, I wandered off after a beer and a cola cao because it was prohibitively expensive.

The fact that these walks take weeks to complete means that the majority of pilgrims are old enough to have retired or have the money and time to do it justice, younger pilgrims like me (haha at 37 I can honestly call myself young in this context) are pretty rare, so if you're thinking about doing this walk that might be a problem for some people or an attractive aspect of it to others. The nicest people in the world are the only ones prepared to take on such a journey. I can count on the thumbs of both hands the number of Pilgrims on my two trips that I disliked either because of their attitude or their reasons for undertaking it (like the guy whose wife didn't understand him). Some people use it as an escape rather than a turning point in their life, or a time to give spirituality a chance, or walking it in memory of someone they loved, or because they're suffering from an illness like Paco or my friend Luis from last year. I don't mind the ones who think it's just a physical challenge, they'll soon find that there's is much more than meets the eye to The Camino...

Megan is on the pavement up ahead so we make our way to the Tourist Information Office and find the Dutch Pilgrims have the same plan. The very helpful attendant, as they all are, hands us all maps of the town, marks places we ask to see, gives us a list of Hostels and Albergues down the route including prices, number of beds, phone numbers (as you can book beds ahead of time on this Camino.) and also explains that the best place to stay is the Hostales Extremadura and where it can be found. Traipsing down there it turns out it's where Astrid and James stayed the night before although somehow they seem to have paid half what we are charged, I put that down to her greater command of the language. The manager hands out keys having allocating the rooms to the men, two to a room and gives Megan her own one to herself, some Spanish people frown on anything other than same sex accommodation arrangements ;-) I'm going to be sharing with one of the Dutchmen so we find our beds and take turns to shower. There are two keys to each room on the keyring so I thoughtfully take one off and hand it to Dirk so that he can go and find Wi-Fi (pronounced comically wee-fee in Spain and constantly so by my new Dutch friend who had a tiny laptop with him for writing his daily blog and seems obsessed). I tell him that it's available and free at the Hotel Moya, just buy a drink and sit in the bar, and I jump in the shower.

Your ego is used to 'protecting' you in your day to day life at home, keeping seemingly over-friendly people at bay, making you think twice about accepting an offer of help because there must be an ulterior motive? Your instincts are undermined by it but they come to the fore here and your ego must take a back seat if you are to be open and capable of making the right choices, offering help when it seems to be desired. Trust yourself, trust other people...

Feeling refreshed and wanting to try to find Internet access myself I get dressed, hang my washing out the window as I don't want to pay to use a drier for a few items and find that Dirk has kindly locked the door behind him. Trying my key I find it doesn't work and wait for a few minutes, occasionally trying again every now and then. Eventually, my ego suppressed and my desire to escape growing I start calling out to Megan in the hope that she's still here in her room down the corridor. After a few tries, I hear her door and then a voice saying "is someone calling me?". I make the obvious admission, "Um yes, I seem to be locked in my room". Laughing and offering to go and speak to the manager Megan disappears for a few minutes. Coming back to reveal that the manager isn't around I sit tight and turn on the t.v. ending up watching a bit of a tennis match. He's in a bar down the street and comes back finally to reveal that he doesn't have a master key. The keyring has a key to our door and one to the door downstairs so that we can come and go as we please. SHIT!!! I explain where my room-mate is and Megan goes above and beyond by walking all the way to the Hotel Moya to find Dirk and retrieve our key. I can imagine that was an interesting conversation, "Hello, can I have the key to your room please?".

Coming back after what seemed like quite a while, ;-) I've been stuck in here for an hour and a half now, Megan tortures me for a few moments to comic effect and I offer her a very large beer for releasing me from my temporary lockdown, then finally using my trump card and promising her a lengthy foot rub too. FREEDOM!

I want to visit the Monastery that presumably gave its name to the town Monasterio, so does Megan and also Dirk who has come back from the Hotel Moya. Using my mobile I phone a taxi company and get hung up on because I couldn't get my point across. Hmm small setback so I phone another and he's very patient with me. Not sure if he'll actually turn up but we wait on the pavement outside and within a few minutes a private hire cab arrives. Either my Spanish is improving or this guy managed to work out what I meant and we speed off on a scenic drive to the highest point in the region of Badajoz. The Monastery is closed, typical of my luck when it comes to this sort of thing, but the views are spectacular from here and we are able to wander around and take it all in.





Our driver is quite willing to wait while we take pictures and videos and read the many information plaques situated around the Monastery.













Getting back to Monasterio it's time to go to dinner, I suggest the Hotel Moya but Megan wants to try a particular bar/ restaurant closer to our hostel so I relent because I'm not hung up on details, the flow is easy to go with once your in it. I ask if there's a Pilgrim Menu, the guy behind the bar is grumpy and unhelpful but we are shown through to a table in the dining room. It seems as though there isn't a choice because he brings our starter in and plonks it down, just as we are about to tuck in who should appear but Bob and Morag, who join us. It's seafood soup and very tasty so perhaps this was a good choice after all. It's another opportunity for Bob to exercise his jaws and reveal all sorts of tales from his rather interesting life. We eat up and finding we're overcharged I curse the grumpy guy under my breath and we go back to the Hostel. Sitting and chatting for a while in Megs room because Dirk isn't back and he's got the key, I am true to my word and her feet are killing her so Meg sits back and regales me with her own story while I work on her poor tootsies. Bidding her a goodnight I decide to pop to a bar, I don't want to turn in yet.

The closest one is pretty full of football fans, there's a night game on and Barcelona are playing, I've got my Didmarton football shirt on and it's a great icebreaker. Sitting and drinking and smoking watching a masterclass by Messi and his mates over their opposition. I love Spain I reallly do...

Monday, 10 May 2010

Camino Blog - Days 3 & 4 - Via la Plata

Following one of the Pilgrimage routes to Santiago de Compostela
Via la Plata - Guillena to Castilblanco de los arroyo 17k
Castilblanco to Almaden de la Plata 30k

My snoring isn't going down well, so I make a plan to do something about it before someone throttles me in my sleep. Already met pilgrims from Spain, The U.S. and the ubiquitous Germans who make up maybe 50% or more of the total, for reasons I won't go into here (to do with books everyone seems to have read there). Catholic Countries are of course the home of many of the 'peregrinos' from other nations. Very few Brits around which is actually a good thing because it's a nice surprise when you find one instead of an embarrassment as it can be when you come across one of your countrymen talking very loudly in the hope that they will be understood if you're on holiday. I'm certainly not saying my Spanish is brilliant because it definitely isn't, but if you don't try, you don't learn as quickly if at all and you also get less help from the locals (because they're being awkward or just can't be bothered speaking another language in their own country and who can blame them?)

The walk is beautiful, Astrid and I spend the day talking and I notice many little similarities between us, stubbornness, frustration at the early risers and noisy get ready-ers, a huge love of Chocolate and other things associated with having a sweet tooth. My walking sticks are working wonders, allowing me to take some of the weight through my arms and apart from the two big sore patches that are only likely to turn into blisters on my feet everything is faring much better than the first few days of the walk last year, which was all down hill and resulted in tendonitis in both shins and massive amounts of pain in both knees. You can't expect this kind of endeavour to be entirely pain free but there are many things that you can do to prepare that will lessen it, like training walks with a loaded backpack (I didn't do that much of course, being me, but my job before leaving involved being on my feet for 9 hours a day). Arriving at Castilblanco de Los Arroyo I made a beeline for the first bar before going to the Albergue across the road and had a beer, which is something I picked up from my friend Jess from Australia last year ;-) Order a beer in Spain and you get a small one for a Euro but you DO get a saucer of free food. Which is the main reason for my beer habit, honest... And a Football match on, I love Spain x

Notable Pilgrims are the three older Americans who got up way too early this morning and then proceeded to noisily get ready for ages not leaving until after everyone else, Megan from the Rockies?, James the Psychiatric Nurse from Norwich (who Astrid immediately named our new 'Stephen from Kentucky', as he had the same great vibe as our friend from last year). But most of all the guy we met last night whose name is Jochen, he's slightly overweight (I'm being kind to his belly) smokes like a train and seems to be the kind of guy you want to avoid at first but soon grow to love, always laughing and joking, although I have to admit the cross cultural differences meant that I didn't always understand what he was going on about. The hostel is on the hillside close to a huge grove of Eucalyptus trees (apparently they don't only grow in Australia who knew?). I get time to use a needle and thread to wick my blisters, (gross I know but it works wonders to drain those suckers) cook some food using the handily placed gas cooker (crazily right next to some of the bunk beds) and then sunbath on the terrace.

Hot and bothered enough to take my daily degriming shower and having become fast friends with James and Megan, we got dressed for dinner and went to find a restaurant. A wonderful evening ensued, mainly because when trying to order a larger than usual beer, i.e. a pint for once, Astrid helps by asking for a jug and Megan and I tuck in to our shared Pitcher. It often happens that you begin a conversation with another Pilgrim by saying Ola and end it with Buen Camino (Spanish for Hello and Good Way, shorthand for good journey I suppose). I have met many and introductions are not necessary or don't come up at the time, occasionally I have spent days in the company of someone whose name didn't escape me, I never knew it! It gives you all something shared to talk about so social situations are much easier than at home.











Leaving the restaurant after taking a few pictures of the Camino related artwork, making our way back to the hostel and by now it was almost dark when suddenly two small dogs appeared from someone's open front door. They made haste straight towards Astrid, James and Megan so I got in the way and shooed the little gits off. Dogs in Spain are very territorial and protective of their 'space' and families. They can also be incredibly well behaved and far less neurotic than our pampered pet pooches, trotting quite happily along off a lead with their owners or in many cases wandering the streets alone or in impromptu packs. This is mainly due to the fact that some are ill treated but the rest are actually given the freedom to just 'be dogs' and not expected to listen to lengthy speeches, understand them and behave accordingly or treated as someone's surrogate child. We could learn a lot from them, but at the same time the R.S.P.C.A. would have a field day in Spain...

In the afternoon I forewarned those in the beds near me by miming fake snoring but it turned out they were all grunting slumberers too, so I got back and found my bunk in Snorers Corner.

Day Four - April 12th 2010

Leave as soon as it's light if you know what's good for you., walking in the heat of the day is miserable, especially as it just keeps getting hotter in the South of the Country until at least five pm. For me it is also a bad idea to stop for longer than a few minutes until I get where I'm going, preferring not to suffer the restart agonies and saving resting for the end of the day. I decided not to walk anywhere in the pre-dawn, mainly because I refused to get up even if I couldn't sleep this trip. Rest is not just desired it is necessary and the only foolproof cure for the more acute symptoms of what is undoubtedly a huge physical effort. Walking up to 25 Miles a day, carrying a maximum 10-15% of your bodyweight if you've got any sense (including the minimum amount of water that you can get away with and at 1 kilo a litre it's a balancing act worth getting very nearly right) it's like strolling a marathon distance daily over far rougher terrain than just tarmac. What you soon learn is that the opposite is true of what you thought as a child when going uphill was hard work and downhills were a lot of fun. Any descent is very painful because you are having to brake and take all of that extra weight on your knees and through your legs and feet. Climbing is hard work but nowhere near as depressing as you might think, given that what goes up must come down at some point. You look forward to the countryside opening up to get views of some incredibly romantic and breathtaking scenery.

Making progress along a tarmac section where following the road is a good idea or the path is out of use or in places non-existent can make you a bit nervous given the fact that some Spanish drivers are obviously crazy, the views tend to be quite prosaic but I knew that the afternoon would bring me to a Nature Reserve. When the path appears to lead to the horizon it can be a bit galling however, it's also hard to see a huge expanse of flat and seemingly featureless countryside in front of you because that can become monotonous. Without a few hills or something in your peripheral vision so that you can see you are making progress , even if it's very slow compared to driving somewhere, it can become a strain on your moral. God I'm hard to please I know, but walking really is the best way to travel, I'm not denying that. You get a far better sense of the place you arrive at and the journey really means something...


The Nature Reserve was stunning but getting through it and completing the final climb and descent were such hard work that I don't have many pictures of the scenery so you'll just have to take my word for it. I had met two French Canadian Pilgrims, helpfully called Jacques and Pierre so that it wasn't difficult to remember their names (just which was which, haha kidding). Every now and then I would catch them up because I rarely stop, they would then move on along the trail, seemingly using my approach as a reason to carry on and call an end to their break. It is hard not to be competitive if you have the streak naturally. I DO BIGTIME in certain circumstances... A very important lesson that I learnt last trip, don't try to walk at someone elses pace, either too slow or too fast. We all reached the summit of the climb out of the Reserve together, as I am quicker at the uphills (and was desperate to blag some water off them oops), to the most breathtaking 180 degree views of where we'd come. Before they left me behind as I am slower than most at downhills, I blame the torn knee ligaments that ended my Football Career (amateur village team I'm not actually any good but enjoyed it).
Even the rivers are bursting with flowers in Spain

Almaden de la Plata, a funny little pueblo at the base of the hill, all red roofs on white houses. Finding the Albergue meant walking through the entire place and then retracing those steps to find a shop open once the siesta is over. The routine becomes familiar, place your sleeping bag out on the bunk of your choice (or the one you are allocated), then shower and change before seeking out internet, shops and other facilities leaving your heavy backpack in the hostel. Security comes from the fact that there is always someone dozing, repairing feet or at some other stage of the process so you can relax and just wander once you're ready. Astrid, the elderly Americans (now known to be Dick and Judy from Los Alamos New Mexico and Richard from Texas), les deux Quebecois (Jacques and Pierre), Megan and James are all there plus a load of others including a Spanish guy with really bad feet called Paco who generously gives me access to his first aid kit for tootsies, I blag some Compeed until I can buy some (blister plasters, some people swear by them some swear off them). We meet up later and Megan, James, Astrid and I tuck into freshly prepared Omelettes and in my case a similar meatier conconction as I just can't live without that ready source of protein, although eating nuts and Sunflower seeds get you part of the way there.


Most people prefer to walk alone during the day, makes it easier to walk in silence to save your breath for the effort of your endeavours and the evenings are for socialising, comparing injuries and anecdotes, tips for the way, sharing your wisdom and stupidity in equal measure in my case makes me feel much better and provides comic relief for everyone else and me too. Offering help and receiving it isn't natural to us all and I had to break through some seriously strongly held onto bad habits and opinions to make it through the 5 weeks of walking I managed in 2009. Learning from that I found it much easier to accept any such offers and also to provide my assistance should I feel it necessary or desired, even when not vocalised you become more open and alert. It's a judgement call, you can come up against a lot of resistance from some people whose ego or pride just gets in the way. You need to be humble, you need to be patient and maintain a sense of humour in some of the hardest times you've ever experienced in your life. I've never felt more vulnerable and invincible, more loved unconditionally and ignored unnacountably, more open and cautious and all at the same time.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

El Camino de Santiago - Via la Plata - Seville to Caceres - From Day One...

Walking from Seville (South West Spain) following one of the Pilgrimage routes to Santiago de Compostela. In a 'Holy Year' like 2010 if you complete the journey, your sins are forgiven for a decade...

Day One - April 9th 2010
NO 26 hour cross channel, cross country bus ride for me this year. Caught my flight from Bristol Airport and arrived swiftly to Sevilla Airport (Seville for those of you who still call Mumbay, Bombay ;-) Got my Rucksack from the baggage claim and caught the bus into the centre of the City, earwigging then asking a British lad meeting some family, who knew the score as to where I was likely to want to get off. I must find the Tourist Information office near the Cathedral, but first I must find The Cathedral, just to warn you I'm a country boy and cities are my worst nightmare as I get lost in a new place close to home let alone wandering around a strange new town in a foreign country.

One of the first things you learn when walking long distances over an extended period of time is to take very good care of your feet. Unfortunately I had forgotten this important nugget in the year since I completed a 500 Mile walk in April 2009, from St-Jean-Pied-de-Port in the French Pyrenees to Santiago de Compostela in North Western Spain. Historically Santiago was second only to Rome for Catholic Pilgrims from all over the world.

Strolling through the streets full of tourists, I finally found the Cathedral, it was the largest building around and well signposted. Wandering around it I discovered the Officina de Tourismo hidden away in the corner of one of the Plazas. Following their directions on a map they freely provided, I still managed to get slightly lost trying to find The Hotel Simon but eventually on increasingly tired feet, found the reception desk and managed to purchase my Pilgrim Passport and get my first stamp. On the Camino (The Way) you can stay in so called Pilgrim Hostels (Albergue or Refugio in Spanish depending on which autonomous region you are in at the time and the local language or dialect.) provided that you obtain your Pilgrim Credencial and it is filled out by the issuer.

It's almost always most difficult to find 'The Way' when leaving the middle of a town and to then head in the right direction, often the best thing to do is follow the road leading to the places you want to get to and hope that there is a yellow arrow on the pavement, or a wall , sometimes there are special paving slabs with the emblem of the Camino, the Scallop Shell emblazoned upon them. In the countryside the way markers can be as simple as a group of stones on the path in front of you or a faded yellow arrow on a tree or rock. You have to follow the last one you saw until another appears. Wandering aimlessly through the frankly grimy and depressing industrial outskirts of a big Town or City is really frustrating, especially when like me you've decided to make it more of an adventure by not having a seriously detailed guidebook with you (as many of our European cousins do, e.g. The Germans, more on them later). The picture on the left is of a group of Spanish youths, congregating down by the river to socialise, unfortunately they were all under the impression that being a Goth is the way to go, hundreds of Kevin the Teenagers hanging out with their other miserable looking friends.

My feet, legs, hips, shoulders and arms were killing me because I hadn't really practised carrying over 10 kilos in my pack for any length of time and I had also not prepared by covering my feet in vaseline before leaving home that morning. It sounds slightly disgusting but it really works to prevent the friction that causes the heat that causes the first blisters to arrive. Prevention is definitely easier than the cure I can assure you, I didn't forget to look after my poor tootsies after that reminder. Making my way finally past the Stadio Olympico de Sevilla (their enormous football stadium) and what looked like a really nice park. they certainly know how to provide their residents with leisure facilities in Spain. I managed to find the Canal that I was looking for as dusk was approaching fast but not the bridge over it, the only one in the area (that I'd found) being for trains and definitely not for people painfully walking. I decided to camp on the bank overnight and tried to pick somewhere as far from roads and people as possible, partly for security and partly because I still wasn't that far out of Seville and wanted a quiet night.



Day Two - April 10th 2010
Waking up at 5:00am, which is a completely unnatural thing for me and having stirred several times in the night due to the sound of music in the distance, once for a wee and once with a fright at what I thought was someone approaching but was probably just a dream, I decided to pack up and use the early hours of the morning and the lack of people around to calmly find the route of the Camino and head to the first place to stop on my itinerary, Guillena. Retracing my steps of the previous evening along the crazy paving of the muddy canal bank I discovered the cause of the loud music was an impromptu rave, sound system in a small van, trestle tables for the bar and lots of those Gothic looking kids from yesterday barely moving moodily to the music. I stopped long enough to blag a drink of water as I'd run out (add that to the list of things I'd forgotten despite all my experiences before) luckily they are kind enough to supply it to the ravers and me too. I was tempted to stop, buy a beer and hang out but common sense suggested moving on before the heat of the day arrived. You have to have your wits about you when walking in a strange place but even more so in Spain, quite often there are inexplicable holes in the ground, storm drains and other obstacles that you can quite easily miss and fall foul of if you're not careful, this is even more important when the sun hasn't come up yet and you are following a main road. Arriving at Santiponce, the first place en-route but not where I intended to stay for the night, I decided to wait there for my friend Astrid. Whilst exploring I saw my first official sign of the Camino, a wall tile with the logo and the name of the Route. Astrid was leaving that morning from Seville and would catch me up later in the day. We had originally met in 2009, a week into my trip across the North of Spain and kept in touch, deciding to take on this route when she arrived back in Europe after five months in South America.

Spotted my first so called 'Seville Orange Tree'. The only reason there are any Oranges still on there is that they are extremely bitter and only someone who would have to add a lot of sugar to their orange juice or who makes their own Marmalade picks them.

Once Astrid arrived we said our hello's and made our way out of the village, I'd already seen about half a dozen other pilgrims make their way past me so I knew that there were quite a few others undertaking the same journey. We reached the countryside and as Bamboo grows in great quantities all over the area I quickly found two pieces of roughly the same length to become the perfect hollow lightweight walking aids. Walking sticks aren't for everyone, it looks silly, you feel absurd using them but who cares when your feet are killing you, your hips feel as though they will crack imminently and everything else is sore after only one short days walk and a pretty awful nights sleep. We soon arrived in Guillena and found that the Hostel, which was just a room full of bunk beds with a toilet and shower on either side, was full. Next stop the local community center, following the Policia Locales (village beat bobby's) to grab gymnastic mats and lug them back to the Hostel down the street. They helpfully let us painfully carry them ourselves, and stood & watched while Astrid and the woman from the cafe who was helping us out carried two between them, and they say chivalry is dead...
Astrid cooked her dinner, my turn to use her stove until I can get fuel for mine
Strawberries and tinned pineapple for pudding yum yum...

Com-Promise - Cum-Quat - How To Increase Your Word Power

Com - promise

A Com-Promise, just look at the definitions below, a compromise 'exposes the two or more parties involved, makes them vulnerable to danger, suspicion, scandal'. Reached through 'reciprocal modification of demands' or in other words first one then both sides of the argument relent, they give in and agree to something that the 'promise' part of the bargain suggests they will always be happy with. The problems then arise because most of these bargains that we agree to from day to day are made on the basis that both sides will keep their promises and they so rarely do.

After a while, boredom, exhaustion, routine, ruts form and enter into the negotiations making it more and more difficult to reach a lasting agreement, what you did wrong in the past, how they've let you down in the past. Would relationships work without compromise? At the same time if it's always you who takes the high road, too many promises are being broken you're going to be very reluctant to reach 'a settlement of differences by mutual concessions'...

Cum - quat


Nice word popped into my head, that's all I have to say about that

How To Increase Your Word Power

com·pro·mise    /ˈkɒmprəˌmaɪz/ noun, verb,-mised, -mis·ing. –noun
1.a settlement of differences by mutual concessions; an agreement reached by adjustment of conflicting or opposing claims, principles, etc., by reciprocal modification of demands.
2.the result of such a settlement.
3.something intermediate between different things: The split-level is a compromise between a ranch house and a multi-storied house.
4.an endangering, esp. of reputation; exposure to danger, suspicion, etc.: a compromise of one's integrity.

–verb (used with object)
5.to settle by a compromise.
6.to expose or make vulnerable to danger, suspicion, scandal, etc.; jeopardize: a military oversight that compromised the nation's defences.
7.Obsolete.a.to bind by bargain or agreement.b.to bring to terms.

–verb (used without object)
8.to make a compromise or compromises: The conflicting parties agreed to compromise.
9.to make a dishonourable or shameful concession: He is too honourable to compromise with his principles.

—Related forms
com·pro·mis·er, noun
com·pro·mis·ing·ly, adverb
com·prom·is·sa·ry  /kɒmˈprɒməˌsɛri/ [kom-prom-uh-ser-ee], adjective
non·com·pro·mis·ing, adjective
pro·com·pro·mise, adjective
qua·si-com·pro·mis·ing, adjective
qua·si-com·pro·mis·ing·ly, adverb

Word Origin & History

compromise 1426, "a joint promise to abide by an arbiter's decision," from M.Fr. compromis, from L. compromissus, pp. of compromittere "to make a mutual promise" (to abide by an arbiter's decision), from com- "together" + promittere (see promise). The main modern sense is from extension to the settlement itself (1479).
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
com·pro·mise (kŏm'prə-mīz')

com 
a prefix meaning “with,” “together,” “in association,” and (with intensive force) “completely,” occurring in loanwords from Latin (commit): used in the formation of compound words before b, p, m: combine; compare; commingle. Also, co-, col-, con-, cor-.

Origin:
< L, var. of prep. cum with

Word Origin & History
com-
from L., archaic form of classical L. cum "together, together with, in combination," the prefix sometimes used as an intensive, from PIE *kom- "beside, near, by, with" (cf. O.E. ge-, Ger. ge-). Before vowels and aspirates, reduced to co-; before -g-, assimilated to cog- or con-; before -l-, assimilated to col-; before -r-, assimilated to cor-; before -c-, -d-, -j-, -n-, -q-, -s-, -t-, -v- assimilated to con-.

cum
1   /kʌm, kʊm/ [kuhm, koom]
–preposition with; combined with;
along with (usually used in combination)
: My garage-cum-workshop is well equipped.
Origin:1580–90; with, together with (preposition.)

quat
- the leaves of the shrub Catha edulis which are chewed like tobacco
or used to make tea; has the effect of a euphoric stimulant; "in Yemen
kat is used daily by 85% of adults" African tea, Arabian tea, kat, khat, qat,
cat excitant, stimulant - a drug that temporarily quickens some vital process

Light &
Love
Jon
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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

People, I have seen the Future - Medicine Man - Prayer for the Dying

Mood: rejuvenated

Ok people, I have relived a moment from my childhood in the seventies, glimpsed the Godhead (Heaven, Nirvana, the Spirit World, whatever you wanna call it) and now I have been shown The Future ooga booga boo....

I saw streets lined with row upon row of Policemen in Riot gear. I intuited the breakdown of society, law and order. If this was just a possible future I would be more relieved. However I feel that although I don’t want to become too pessimistic, what I saw seems totally plausible, if the economy takes a nose dive again, or we reach ‘Peak Oil’ (when demand outstrips supply and the price rockets uncontrollably) we are all going to be in the shit big time. Look at the behaviour that goes on when there is a temporary fuel shortage…

It wouldn’t take much for the thin veneer that is left of human decency to be eroded permanently and when or if that happens you will need to be able to provide you and yours with the following:-

Shelter
Water
Food

Those are the basics for survival. If society fell and let’s face it every previous civilisation has done, through scarcity or because they were victims of their own success like we are, everyone else will be in the same boat but they won’t be forewarned and therefore forearmed. Setup a system of rainwater collection in case the mains water supply fails, stock up on canned food and other non perishables and ensure that your house is secure and as unfriendly a target for intruders.

Our system is based on people producing things for others to consume, most of our jobs have more to do with the continuation of the status quo than they do with sustainable living or actually making the changes and taking the steps necessary to provide us with a viable future. The governments know what we can expect, every graph, think tank tells them as much but they are stuck in a catch 22…

Do they do nothing and clear up the mess afterwards (Hurricane Katrina, Haiti, need I say more?) - Or hold their hands up and say “Look you’ve all got to live within your means but we know that doing that will cause the collapse of Capitalism and the end of the World as we know it”.

People who have power are extremely reluctant to give it up, more and more examples are there for all to see that it is the people who have the real power, we’ve abdicated it to the politicians for so long that it’s still quite a vague idea, but becoming less so. When we are dissatisfied enough we act, when things fall apart it will be a case of act or die.

Survival of the fittest and Natural Selection may not have gone the way of the Dinosaurs, when it comes to us just yet.

Would it hurt to be ready for the worst?

All I’m saying is, if you are acting like the lazy grasshopper don’t assume that someone will come to your rescue, or that you will be welcome at anyone else’s Ants Nest when Winter comes, except maybe mine…

Like I say, I saw a possible future, maybe technology will come to our aid, perhaps things will work out for the best on their own. Maybe not… Some of the things I saw were truly terrifying, genetic modification for those able to afford it, I was offered a choice that felt like selling my soul to the god of technology. It was tempting to become the Bionic Man but I refused, for the present anyway.

—-

Medicine Man

Modern Medicine can cure a whole host of diseases and conditions, often just by taking a course of antibiotics or other manufactured drugs. To aboriginal hunter gatherer societies the things that our Doctors and Scientists can do today appear to be miraculous. The problem being that that undermines their traditions which have worked for centuries but not been able to save those patients whose condition does not fall under the remit of the Medicine Man (in that he has uncannily seen that they will not survive whatever he tries and thus decided not to treat them). The Shaman is able to see the past and the future like you or I experience today. As Terence McKenna said:-

“If you think about shamanism for a moment, what do shamans do classically? They know where the game has gone, they are great weather prophets, they are very insightful in the matter of various small domestic hassles, like who stole the chicken, who slept with the chief’s wife, this kind of thing, and they cure. They cure. Well, if you analyze these abilities, it’s clear to me they all indicate, that they come from a common source, and the common source that they come from is higher dimensional perception in a mathematical sense, not a metaphorical sense, in the sense of 4D perception. If you could see in hyperspace, you could see where the game will be next week, you could see the weather a month from now, you would know who stole the chicken. And any good doctor will tell you that if you’re building a reputation as physician, you must hone the intuitional ability to choose patients who won’t die. It’s a call. Any doctor will tell you this.

So this is what shamans are. They are 4D people. They are sanctioned members of the society who are allowed to put on the gloves, as it were, pull on the goggles, and look beyond the idols of the tribe, look beyond the myth. In a way, as culture breaks down in multiculturalism and the rise of the internet and a generation of people raised on hallucinogenic plants and substances, we all are asked to assimilate some portion of this shamanic potential to ourselves, and it’s about not blocking what is obvious. Nothing comes unannounced, in this is the faith. Nothing comes unannounced, but idiots can miss the announcement. So it’s very important to actually listen to your own intuition rather than driving through it, and this is not mind woo-woo. It’s actually based on the observations of how life works, whether it’s counterintuitive to logical positivism and its fellow travellers or not. “

Mother Nature can be cruel and kind from our perspective but Good and Evil don’t exist in Nature. There is a propensity in Mankind for both altruism and dark deeds alike but neither premeditated action is a viable choice for animals. They hunt or are hunted whilst seeking out sustenance, nest and breed driven by their instincts and to a certain extent so do we.

Our instinctual responses are overridden daily by the desire to get ahead or snare a spouse, keep up with the Joneses or whatever crap it is that you do to take your mind off your better nature whispering to you, shouted down by selfish and disingenuous thoughts, words and deeds.

Every choice, every decision and compromise may only take milliseconds, but add them up and it ain’t a hill o’ beans just minutes in the grand scheme of things that encompass all of the good and the bad of Woman and Mankind.

Take your time, it’s all you’ve got…

—-

Native American Prayer

Oh Great Spirit,
Whose Voice I hear in the wind.
Whose breath gives life to the World,
Hear me!

I come to you as one of your many children.
I am small and weak.
I need your strength and wisdom.
May I walk in beauty.
Make my ears sharp to hear your voice.

Make me wise so that I may know the things
That you have taught your children-
The lessons that you have hidden in every leaf and rock,
Make me strong, not to be superior to my brothers
But to be able to fight my greatest enemy: myself.

Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes
So that when life fades as the faded sunset
My spirit will come to you without shame.

(John Yellow Lark)

Light &
Love
Jon
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Friday, 12 March 2010

Tessera The Mosaic Of The Universe

On the night of the last Full Moon I wandered from my sanctuary, over the road then up the hill opposite the house rounding the copse a hundred yards or so from the mound encasing the remains of the Roman Villa further along the ridge line, with it’s hidden Mosaic floored feasting room and corridors complete with the design of the rising sun in the perfect semi circle alcove aligned like the building to the compass points and to the place where that fiery ball rises in the East. The Moon was high and very bright with an enormous spectacular corona making the whole thing take up, up to half of the jet black night sky from horizon to the vertical. My rituals, prayers and expectations attended to, all misgivings let go and unlikely and unwanted scenarios rehearsed and gone over in the mind until boredom sets in and they can be forgotten before the journey within and without commences. I am given witness to the fractal nature of the Universe, the thistles fit together perfectly like square tessera from the Roman antiquity nearby, trees like computer generated blocky almost pixelated versions from early computer games but far more elegant and perfectly asymmetrical and amoprhic. Everything locking together like pieces in a lego world, connected, we’re all just variations of the same stuff. From rock to microbes to us.

We seem to spend endless hours and money experimenting to see how intelligent or sentient if you prefer, Dolphins, The Great Apes and all sorts of ‘lower forms of life’ are, down to Ants and other insects (that have led to the designs of the first viable autonomous robots). So can we agree then that all forms of life are intelligent to some degree, sentient to some degree?

Maybe it isn’t a question of whether they are intelligent or not, or how intelligent they are or not but that they are certainly clever enough to play their part with ease if we’d just get out of the way of recovery the planet would be fine in years not centuries. We’re Not Playing Our Part Though Are We?

Advice was offered and answers to questions with Love, Honesty and Compassion on where to improve myself next in order to be given more than a glimpse of what I can only describe as Heaven, Going Back to Godhead, The Collective Unconcious…

Light &
Love
Jon
x

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Glimpse Of Heaven - Animo! -

Mood: animate

Glimpse Of Heaven - Animo!

I was recently on a Shamanic Journey and was lucky enough to be given a glimpse of Heaven. It was only a brief moment, like glancing through a window at someone else’s party. It wasn’t all bright white, “go towards the white light”, it was every colour of the spectrum and instinctively beautiful and perfect. I wasn’t allowed more than that or that is how it seemed, like I was being offered a taster, but not yet on the guest list, so not coming in.

So what do I have to do to get on that exclusive list?

I asked the question and perceived a specific thing that I need to change, even after everything I’ve been through, all the pain and frustration, the guilt, the fear, the loathing, the irritation. All the growth, those things and relationships that I’ve sacrificed, all of the progress that I have made is not enough, I can still be better, there’s always more… (Thanks Bishy, you said it often enough and you were right even though the context was different).

Currently considering initiating others into the tribe… One such candidate has found me

Now comes the hard bit. Am I worthy? Am I ready? Are they?

I think so, therefore I am (thanks René)

Light &
Love
Jon
x

Thursday, 25 February 2010

This Bleating Heart / Birth Of Your Universe

Mood: optimistic

The Birth Of Your Universe

In a void like space, akin to a singularity or if you prefer a minute big bang, one cell divides into two, then four, then eight and on and on until it becomes a heart, beating for the first time and then continuously while the rest of our extremities grow around that initial spark of life, like the birth of a new star attaining first fusion it goes on beating away right up until the moment we die. The core of our being is our heart, it contains Neurons (as do our guts). Brain cells in the Heart and Stomach give credence to all the old sayings like “The Heart wants what the Heart wants” or “Go with your gut instinct”. We really can be ruled by one or other of them, or learn to listen to them all and make up our own minds...... as our mind is made up of all of them and so much more besides.

Noone would contend that Ants, Bees and other animal colonies similar in size and organisation to our own do not manage feats far beyond the sum of their parts. So why shouldn’t that be true of every species including us? There is a feeling, an instinct, spreading from one person to another like a virus, expressed in countless works of fiction, fantasy, sci-fi, mainstream dramas and true stories from real peoples lives. We are connected to one another beyond the limits of space and time and mobile phones, there are no limits to what we can achieve when we all come to this realisation. If you ever had the feeling that someone was behind you, watching you and when you turned to look, true enough someone was there looking right at you. A friend pops into your head, which is an interesting turn of phrase, so you phone them and they were thinking of you too because they really needed to talk to someone.

Your half way there because at the moment you think it’s a coincidence so you are participating at a very indistinct level near the surface, when you admit the very real possibility you can sink into that state and become more open to a whole new world, a new reality.

What is the Mind if not merely the Brain?

We are not our bodies, we are the divine spark at the heart of everything that we consider to be us, the memories, the emotions, creativity and imagination. Where do all these reside within the body? Our Soul, spirit, conciousness whatever you feel more comfortable calling it, is expressed through our bodies but they are just the vessel we travel through space and time in, like any other animal on this journey that we call a lifetime on this planet. They don’t define who we are unless we let them, learn to expect more, learn to see yourself where you want to be and really believe it, hold that thought, imagine how you would feel, confirm your request to yourself, to the universe and never give up on that dream.

I’ve found that the best dreams, the ones that have come true for me more often than not and sooner than expected are those that involve as many other peoples happiness as possible and my own is always merely a natural biproduct symbiotically or as I like to call it, fate.

Look out for the Red Barn and it might make you realise that you are in fact still dreaming whilst also now concious at the same time. Lucid dreaming. The possibilities are endless…

Have you ever tried to turn on and off the lights in a dream? It doesn’t work!
Once you realise that, you’re nearly there…

Learn to fly in your dreams and watch miracles occur daily whilst truly awake for the first time in your life…

Jon
x

P.S. I’ve never managed it yet properly much but it’s awesome, I’ve been known to be firmly stuck hovering close to the ground like David Blane unable to do much more than that sometimes but occasionally crouching tiger level roof hopping shenanigans and The Matrix style SkyScraper leaps. Don’t believe me? Look it up, Lucid Dreaming, we’ve all got a brain and more importantly a mind. So why not use it for something that makes your sleeping time less of a sci-fi style stasis pod 7-8 hour trip to the other side of the planet today to tomorrow’s world where you wake up wondering what went on, recollecting snippets then it’s gone, maybe a hint later OR turn that otherwise slightly wasted third of our lives into an ultra realistic Sci-Fi Movie or Charming and Witty Romantic Comedy, Lavish Costume Drama, Action Packed 3d BLOCKBUSTER! (like to be an Navi from Avatar anyone?). You will remember them like memories because they are, that’s the great secret no-one told you. Dreams may be ephemeral and gone like a spring mist with the first rays of sunshine but they don’t have to be because they really are experiences not fantasies, roll playing solutions to your current problems, showing you, teaching you. If you are aren’t using the most Immersive Virtual Reality Simulator there is in existence that is your mind then what a waste and a shame.

I will remember my dreams, I will remember my dreams, I will remember my Dreams…
Say it over and over in your mind when you feel sleepy and then write them down in a diary by your bed as soon as you wake, add any other things that come back to you.

Take naps when you feel like it, they’re good for you and don’t spoil your nights sleep, you always get what you need in total and you will often be able to dream quite easily once you’ve found your own perfect length of nap time that leaves you feeling energised not groggy.

Your body is stopped from acting out all of your dreams. As it is, your body is not necessary… For them or for what lies beyond

El Destino Final

Friday, 8 January 2010

Insane In The Membrane

Mood: flirty not shirty cheeky chillaxed (dislike that word intently but it fits)
Music: When I Move You Move

Para
Etymology 1
From Ancient Greek παρά (“‘beside’”)
Prefix

para-
1. beside, near, alongside, beyond
2. abnormal, incorrect
3. resembling
4. (chemistry) having the two substituents in opposite positions

*
paranormal (plural paranormals)
1. can not be explained by scientific methods
2. supernatural

*
supernatural
1. Above nature; that which is beyond or added to nature, often so considered because it is given by God or some force beyond that which humans are born with. In Roman Catholic theology, sanctifying grace is considered to be a supernatural addition to human nature.
2. Something that is not of the usual. Something that is somehow not natural, or has been altered by forces that are not understood fully if at all.
3. Something that is neither visible nor measurable.

Insane in the Brain

I tend to fit in almost anywhere like a social chameleon, I can tolerate virtually anyone for extended periods, I put that down to being sensitive and compassionate in nature . It’s more than that, I can get on many different ‘wavelengths’. The problem arose when it started to become clear to me, that from now on it was going to be necessary for other people to get on to mine for it to continue to be comfortable for me. By 2000/1 I was convinced that I was going insane. What I’ve realised since then is that me and many others like me aren’t mad at all. We’re the only sane ones left, it’s everyone else whose crazy, pathological even. To retune to your frequency makes everything feel heavy, grating, frankly miserable, that’s why I can’t and I don’t mean to condescend but it’s the word I need to use, I can’t lower myself to yours anymore, not for extended periods. I’ve found a way to rise above it, we all need to and it’s a personal choice as to whether you can say hand on heart that you don’t feel that there’s something weird going on?

Don’t they say that time flies when you’re having fun? But it seems to be flying all the time these days and accelerating even. I wouldn’t describe any of the last several years as particularly joyful for many and certainly not in any sense for the Planet as a whole. More and more signs in the environment like the huge numbers of recent U.F.O. sightings, crop circles becoming more and more complex and even though the Media like to trawl out the fakers when reporting them, the truth is some of them aren’t faked and less and less of those are being ‘claimed’ by their producers. The observations made in Norway of some kind of phenomenon in the night sky, the Pyramid shaped object above The Kremlin during the day and again at night. The list goes on and on. Ghosts, angels, fairies, mythical and crypto-zoological beasts, natural disasters like the huge increase in volcanic activity and earthquakes (I’d like to see them put those down to global warming). Everything that is known as the Mystical, the Paranormal or the Supernatural.

Little things that are like a foot stuck in the door of our subconcious, keeping us aware of something on some level but more than that, trying to wake us all up. I know it’s a tendency for people including me to sometimes only get their arse in gear when it’s absolutely positively necessary, when things get to a tipping point that is so bad that action is required not merely desired, the moment just before it’s too late to do anything at all. I’m not talking about the planet dying, though it is, nor the famine that coexists with feast when there’s enough food for everyone to subsist, or the fact that if we became extinct there would be no possibility of a future advanced civilisation evolving on the globe because all of the natural resources have been raped from the top 1500 feet across the face of it or that we’re having to dredge drinking water up from deep underground that won’t be replaced for thousands of years though we are.

I don’t mean to undermine or insult anyone’s beliefs but I’d say that seeing things is supposed to be a sign of madness is it not? So aren’t more and more of us pathological then? Visions of a religious nature were accepted by The Churches as long as they were agreeable with what the apparition said or the person who received it, they both stopped doing that a long time ago, the visions appearing and the agreeing. Or did they? Many people who see things or hear voices are committed. I’m not denying some of their psychopathology but aren’t we all seeing one or others of the signs above? If not seeing them then dreaming about a worldwide disaster or invasion or religious or spiritual revolution, an oncoming storm. Whatever you believe, your frame of reference will determine how you experience the final outcome, not what it will actually resemble in true reality whatever that is. Your reality is after all the one you subjectively experience day to day, the script written by you, directed by you, executive producer, cinematography etc etc. I feel sorriest for Dr Richard Dawkins, Dr Chris French and their like. Once it’s over and we’re all together again and can laugh about it, they’re going to get the piss taken out of them for eternity.

We’ve come so far or should I say almost far enough. We’re nearing full term already, the cosmos and planets waters have broken and the contractions are intensifying. Something this way comes on a collision course with each of us as individuals. Let it arrive on it’s own terms and risk reaping the whirlwind or reach forward escape velocity and greet it head on.

It might sound dramatic, but I chanted continuously during the waking hours of seven days straight and subsequently had a religious experience that not only convinced me that I have a role to play as a servant to the needs of my fellow man and woman (oy no fnarr fnarr, I’m being awfully earnest) but that there is nothing to worry about, I’m unique but nothing special, a cog in a great wheel, a cell in one giant organism. Perhaps that was a psychic Oxygen mask sent to help subdue me when the plane starts diving from 35,000 feet but I can’t deny the immediate release of all the anxiety, paranoia, fear, frustration, anger, everything that had made me feel abnormal or as though I was losing my Mind. It’s a personal experience that shows you unequivocally what certainty actually is not what you thought it was and subsequently I do not fear death, dying yes, but not death.

The Scientists won’t sort it for you, the Church, the Politicians, the Council, Army or Police. Noone is going to clear this mess up but us, noone can do anything positive unless or until each of us individually and then the rest eventually come together in community like we used to. If you don’t do it for yourself, or for someone else or for the planet, it’ll happen anyway but you won’t have any certainty of your own on your side to make the transformation more pleasant. We shall all go back to Before jealousy, before monotony, before greed, before dogma, before ideologies, before before and expanding exponentially into the future at the same instant. The end of time as a linear construct, part of the brain washing we’ve received through our cultural programming that will be unpicked like so much errant knitting and rewoven into the golden fleece.

To quote the late great Terence Mckenna “to seek control is to take enormous aggravation upon yourself, because this process that is underway will take the control freak by the short and curly and throw them against the wall.”

Time will tell
Light n Love
Jon
x

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare

If you don’t believe no ammount of evidence will convince you, If you believe no ammount of evidence is necessary.

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Full Body Orgasm - Penis Envy

Location: below the immersion tank
Mood: amused - Let's Play DARTS! - Snowy - possibly employed from Monday
Music: The siren song of the immersion tank refilling in the loft above my bedroom after someones had a bath

Full Body Orgasm

I recently encountered this during a spiritual experience. To say that it was unplanned but an extremely pleasant surprise, would be an understatement. I don’t usually like surprises…
Don’t be mucky either because this type of orgasm doesn’t require ejaculation and I wasn’t even nekkid or trying to achieve it. I was emerging out of an altered state brought on by sensory deprivation at the time (lying fully clothed on my bed in the dark). It was a lucky accident.

Anyone can achieve this however, and with a partner if you have one, but you’ve got to have a lot of patience and a willingness to um how should I put this? Delay your own pleasure…

http://www.ehow.com/how_2107332_have-full-body-orgasm.html

Penis Envy

I Don’t understand Freud’s concept of young females being envious of a penis or that she hasn’t got one. I can certainly see some merit in his idea of castration anxiety as the young males’ counterpart. Mention anything in that area and men instinctively grab their crotches, striking a defensive pose without thinking about it. I’m not sure every woman likes the look of them and I don’t know any men who are jealous of a woman having a vagina and definitely not periods. Breasts would be nice though, for when you’re bored…

I once measured myself as a lot of men do, especially when they’re at school and found that I was a lucky boy indeed, being slightly above average and in one respect I’m in the top 0.1%. Finally I had found something that I’m better at than other people and I can’t tell or show anyone, even if I wanted to, which I don’t, so don’t ask.

Feeling inadequate? Want a pleasant surprise? Perhaps you’re under the false impression that your very small or very big. Check out the stats, maybe you’ve got less to worry about than you thought (pun intended ;-)

http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/average-penis-girth.html

Light n Love n Multiple Full Body Orgasms to you all

Jon
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